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#058 2009-05-20 Preview: Didis' Housing Feng Shui Observation
The preview has not been uploaded today.
Instead, here are screencaps of every screen of the preview from the woo forum:
Instead, here are screencaps of every screen of the preview from the woo forum:
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
#056 2009-05-18: What Foreigners Don't Understand: International Bonding Session
Episode Quotes and Trivia by Ciaranne:
AoQuan, to WeiLian: Fleshy boy!
A-Wei, bravely letting the Japanese guest, Da Gu, kick an apple from his head: I am going to challenge him with something more difficult... I am going to put this on my head... Thank you to the producers for organising this stunt for me!
Ah Jie and Canadian French guest, Jerome, have known each other from their participation in a singing competition before.
Jerome: Bonjour, tout le monde, je m'appelle Jerome et...
All the didis: Handsome!
RongJia: He could be swearing at all of you and you're all just telling him he sounds handsome!
HuYa: It sounds so romantic...
Dominican guest, Jin Wang, rapping: Miss, nice to meet you!
All the didis, rapping: How is it?
MaoDi: Haha, so how is it?
FanFan: Do schools in your country have uniforms?
Dutch guest, Mr. Bean look-a-like: No, we don't have any clothes (meaning no uniforms).
FanFan: So you mean you're all naked?
RongJia: Wow, that's a very natural way of life.
XiaoLu: Do you think girls from foreign countries would be attracted to the uniforms we are wearing?
Japanese guest, Da Gu: Do you want the truth? Well, I don't think so!
AoQuan: Who do you think looks the ugliest in our uniforms?
[AhJie crosses his arms]
Da Gu, referring to AhJie: I think that boy over there has an opinion that isn't shared by anyone else.
Foreign Guys' Question for the didis: Why is it compulsory in Taiwan schools to have a line-up procession every day?
MaoDi: On a really hot day, it's like dominoes. You see one person faint, and then people around start fainting too.
Du Jie shared that in Canadian primary schools, they also have line-up processions but only once a week, and only for a few minutes.
Mr.Bean look-a-like: I heard that in Taiwan schools, there is a contact book between parents and teachers.
FanFan: XiaoJie, you know all about this.
XiaoJie: I suspect the contact book's purpose is to allow our parents and teachers to plot against us! Firstly the teacher would write some comments about us, and then our parents have to give them FEEDBACK...
RongJia: Look, he is using English phrases!
XiaoJie: And in the end, we are the ones, who would get punished.
RongJia: So we all just end up signing the books ourselves.
XiaoJie: That's right!
Aben: The thing I hated most about school was the routine, every afternoon at 3pm, where we would have to sweep the floor and clean the toilets. I think it is rather absurd and I'm wondering if people from other countries have to do this.
Mr. Bean look-a-like: Yes, but for us, it is a punishment, when we do something wrong.
FanFan: When I went to school in America, we also had to do these things as a punishment.
Jin Wang: In our country, we have something called detention, and we get punished to do that kind of stuff after school.
FanFan: In Japan, is it correct that you have to take off your shoes before entering the classroom?
Da Gu: Who said that?
FanFan: I've seen children take off their shoes before...
RongJia: Yeah, like in Japanese dramas!
Da Gu: I think you've been watching too much TV!
All the didis: Someone might have been tricking you...
FanFan: I'm going to have to confront Makiyo on the phone after this!
Aben: I remember Chibi Maruko-chan had to take off her shoes in the cartoons!
Da Gu: Some schools actually do have that rule, but not all schools do that.
Foreign Guys' Question for the didis: Why do Taiwanese students all have to go to tuition class?
A-Wei: It's a fashion...
AoQuan: There's a mentality that, if you don't go to tuition class, you will fail the exams.
Da Gu: When I went to the Taipei train station, I saw tuition classes everywhere. I don't understand why there are so many. In Japan there are some, but not to this degree! Is it really useful?
WangZi: Well, in exam papers, there are bonus questions that are especially written for those who have had tuition. The school curriculum tends to be easier and more basic, whilst the tuition classes touch on harder tops. Therefore, they write harder questions for those who have had extra tuition in the subject, to allow them to earn bonus marks.
XiaoYu: But the real point is, there are lots of pretty girls in tuition classes!
A-Wei: I think it's a way to feel comforted. If everyone around you is having tuition, then you feel that you need it too.
XiaoJie: It also becomes something of status. There are tuition classes with a better reputation than others, so everyone would go around asking each other, 'So which tuition class are you from?' We also compare the number of questions we've touched on in our tuition classes that get asked in the acutual exams.
AoQuan to A-Wei: Can your Mandarin pronunciation be more accurate in front of foreigners?
A-Wei: I heard that in foreign countries, people can have a break after they graduate from university, to travel around the world. Is this true?
Mr.Bean look-a-like: Yes, I saved up money to travel for three years after university, all around Europe.
AoQuan: Wow, whilst we have to do army training.
HuYa: I think Chinese children are quite pitiful because we are forced to study all our lives. In primary school, our teachers would tell us to work hard, in order to get into a good junior secondary school and then we would be allowed to play. But then, when we enter junior secondary, our teachers there would tell us to work hard, in order to get into a good high school, and then we can play. Then, when we enter high school, it is about getting into university. Then we graduate from university and we don't want to play anymore!
WeiYu: Just like Aben! I think he should be doing army training too.
Aben: No, I still want to play!
Foreign Guys Question for the didis: Was hitting students an effective form of punishment?
WeiYu recalled that he had been caned on the bottom of his feet before.
Jerome stated that French schools also used to allow teachers to hit children.
However, teachers hitting students is now illegal in Taiwan.
Foreign Guys' Question for the didis: Why are there so little foreign exchange activities in Taiwan schools?
WeiLian: I used to be in an advanced group for athletics. Once, when we had a competition, our school teachers told us to perform poorly so that we wouldn't have to travel around to compete and can just concentrate on our studies instead.
A-Wei: Some teachers are even competitive with teachers in other subjects. Teachers often want to make themselves look like they're teaching their subject particularly well.
The Dutch guest (Mr.Bean look-a-like) used to be allowed to go drinking with teachers at nightclubs, because their legal drinking age is 16 but children often start drinking much earlier anyway.
FanFan: Do you know the legal drinking age in Canada?
Jerome: I'm not sure because I am French and we start drinking when we are one year old!
Foreign Guys' Question for the didis: Why do Taiwanese do so few activities on their dates?
Popular Taiwanese activities for couples include going to the movies, singing karaoke, fishing for shrimps, watching DVDs, sightseeing and chatting on MSN.
The most romantic thing Jerome has done is bringing his girlfriend to watch the fireworks at the top of the Eiffel Tower for the turn of the millenium.
Jin Wang lives right next to the beach so he would go swimming with his girlfriend every morning!
Foreign Guys' Question for the didis: Why do couples in Taiwan like to make up strange nicknames for each other?
WangZi: Just like Feng Ding ('Stinging Bee', which is HeiRen's nickname for FanFan).
FanFan, pretending to be angry: Be careful to not let me find out what you end up calling your girlfriend!
Jin Wang: I'm not used to Taiwanese girls calling up to check up on their boyfriends all the time.
A-Wei: He is actually trying to complain about his current girlfriend!
Da Gu: In my opinion, Taiwan is a heaven for girls. I think Japanese men can learn from the Taiwanese.
Mr.Bean look-a-like: I'm not used to how Taiwanese girls love to nag in a cute voice, like when they want you to buy something for them.
Foreign Guys' Question for the didis: Why do Taiwanese guys seem to not dare to chase girls from foreign countries?
XiaoYu: In fact, I've been on school exchange twice and I know a French boy from my exchanges. I asked why there is so little cross-cultural dating around, and he replied it is because they think all Chinese look the same!
[Jerome disagrees]
AoQuan: So do you guys think A-Wei and I look the same?
XiaoJie: Sometimes, when we walk around in DongQu, we would spot a pretty girl. Then, this cars would pull over and it would be her foreign boyfriend! So we think, why do they have to come and compete for the pretty girls with us?
XiaoLu, with his 'ABC' accent: YO, WHAT'S UP? I have just returned from Canada! YOU KNOW, WE ALL GO CLUBBING EVERY NIGHT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S RIGHT, THE GIRLS ARE SO HOT, YEAH?
Jerome: I THINK THAT YOU ARE VERY THREE-EIGHT.
XiaoLu: OH, YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT, MAN!
FanFan: XiaoLu, use your Japanese accent to chat to Da Gu.
XiaoLu: Would you like to go to the club with me at night? We can go and drink some sake there.
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AoQuan, to WeiLian: Fleshy boy!
A-Wei, bravely letting the Japanese guest, Da Gu, kick an apple from his head: I am going to challenge him with something more difficult... I am going to put this on my head... Thank you to the producers for organising this stunt for me!
Ah Jie and Canadian French guest, Jerome, have known each other from their participation in a singing competition before.
Jerome: Bonjour, tout le monde, je m'appelle Jerome et...
All the didis: Handsome!
RongJia: He could be swearing at all of you and you're all just telling him he sounds handsome!
HuYa: It sounds so romantic...
Dominican guest, Jin Wang, rapping: Miss, nice to meet you!
All the didis, rapping: How is it?
MaoDi: Haha, so how is it?
FanFan: Do schools in your country have uniforms?
Dutch guest, Mr. Bean look-a-like: No, we don't have any clothes (meaning no uniforms).
FanFan: So you mean you're all naked?
RongJia: Wow, that's a very natural way of life.
XiaoLu: Do you think girls from foreign countries would be attracted to the uniforms we are wearing?
Japanese guest, Da Gu: Do you want the truth? Well, I don't think so!
AoQuan: Who do you think looks the ugliest in our uniforms?
[AhJie crosses his arms]
Da Gu, referring to AhJie: I think that boy over there has an opinion that isn't shared by anyone else.
Foreign Guys' Question for the didis: Why is it compulsory in Taiwan schools to have a line-up procession every day?
MaoDi: On a really hot day, it's like dominoes. You see one person faint, and then people around start fainting too.
Du Jie shared that in Canadian primary schools, they also have line-up processions but only once a week, and only for a few minutes.
Mr.Bean look-a-like: I heard that in Taiwan schools, there is a contact book between parents and teachers.
FanFan: XiaoJie, you know all about this.
XiaoJie: I suspect the contact book's purpose is to allow our parents and teachers to plot against us! Firstly the teacher would write some comments about us, and then our parents have to give them FEEDBACK...
RongJia: Look, he is using English phrases!
XiaoJie: And in the end, we are the ones, who would get punished.
RongJia: So we all just end up signing the books ourselves.
XiaoJie: That's right!
Aben: The thing I hated most about school was the routine, every afternoon at 3pm, where we would have to sweep the floor and clean the toilets. I think it is rather absurd and I'm wondering if people from other countries have to do this.
Mr. Bean look-a-like: Yes, but for us, it is a punishment, when we do something wrong.
FanFan: When I went to school in America, we also had to do these things as a punishment.
Jin Wang: In our country, we have something called detention, and we get punished to do that kind of stuff after school.
FanFan: In Japan, is it correct that you have to take off your shoes before entering the classroom?
Da Gu: Who said that?
FanFan: I've seen children take off their shoes before...
RongJia: Yeah, like in Japanese dramas!
Da Gu: I think you've been watching too much TV!
All the didis: Someone might have been tricking you...
FanFan: I'm going to have to confront Makiyo on the phone after this!
Aben: I remember Chibi Maruko-chan had to take off her shoes in the cartoons!
Da Gu: Some schools actually do have that rule, but not all schools do that.
Foreign Guys' Question for the didis: Why do Taiwanese students all have to go to tuition class?
A-Wei: It's a fashion...
AoQuan: There's a mentality that, if you don't go to tuition class, you will fail the exams.
Da Gu: When I went to the Taipei train station, I saw tuition classes everywhere. I don't understand why there are so many. In Japan there are some, but not to this degree! Is it really useful?
WangZi: Well, in exam papers, there are bonus questions that are especially written for those who have had tuition. The school curriculum tends to be easier and more basic, whilst the tuition classes touch on harder tops. Therefore, they write harder questions for those who have had extra tuition in the subject, to allow them to earn bonus marks.
XiaoYu: But the real point is, there are lots of pretty girls in tuition classes!
A-Wei: I think it's a way to feel comforted. If everyone around you is having tuition, then you feel that you need it too.
XiaoJie: It also becomes something of status. There are tuition classes with a better reputation than others, so everyone would go around asking each other, 'So which tuition class are you from?' We also compare the number of questions we've touched on in our tuition classes that get asked in the acutual exams.
AoQuan to A-Wei: Can your Mandarin pronunciation be more accurate in front of foreigners?
A-Wei: I heard that in foreign countries, people can have a break after they graduate from university, to travel around the world. Is this true?
Mr.Bean look-a-like: Yes, I saved up money to travel for three years after university, all around Europe.
AoQuan: Wow, whilst we have to do army training.
HuYa: I think Chinese children are quite pitiful because we are forced to study all our lives. In primary school, our teachers would tell us to work hard, in order to get into a good junior secondary school and then we would be allowed to play. But then, when we enter junior secondary, our teachers there would tell us to work hard, in order to get into a good high school, and then we can play. Then, when we enter high school, it is about getting into university. Then we graduate from university and we don't want to play anymore!
WeiYu: Just like Aben! I think he should be doing army training too.
Aben: No, I still want to play!
Foreign Guys Question for the didis: Was hitting students an effective form of punishment?
WeiYu recalled that he had been caned on the bottom of his feet before.
Jerome stated that French schools also used to allow teachers to hit children.
However, teachers hitting students is now illegal in Taiwan.
Foreign Guys' Question for the didis: Why are there so little foreign exchange activities in Taiwan schools?
WeiLian: I used to be in an advanced group for athletics. Once, when we had a competition, our school teachers told us to perform poorly so that we wouldn't have to travel around to compete and can just concentrate on our studies instead.
A-Wei: Some teachers are even competitive with teachers in other subjects. Teachers often want to make themselves look like they're teaching their subject particularly well.
The Dutch guest (Mr.Bean look-a-like) used to be allowed to go drinking with teachers at nightclubs, because their legal drinking age is 16 but children often start drinking much earlier anyway.
FanFan: Do you know the legal drinking age in Canada?
Jerome: I'm not sure because I am French and we start drinking when we are one year old!
Foreign Guys' Question for the didis: Why do Taiwanese do so few activities on their dates?
Popular Taiwanese activities for couples include going to the movies, singing karaoke, fishing for shrimps, watching DVDs, sightseeing and chatting on MSN.
The most romantic thing Jerome has done is bringing his girlfriend to watch the fireworks at the top of the Eiffel Tower for the turn of the millenium.
Jin Wang lives right next to the beach so he would go swimming with his girlfriend every morning!
Foreign Guys' Question for the didis: Why do couples in Taiwan like to make up strange nicknames for each other?
WangZi: Just like Feng Ding ('Stinging Bee', which is HeiRen's nickname for FanFan).
FanFan, pretending to be angry: Be careful to not let me find out what you end up calling your girlfriend!
Jin Wang: I'm not used to Taiwanese girls calling up to check up on their boyfriends all the time.
A-Wei: He is actually trying to complain about his current girlfriend!
Da Gu: In my opinion, Taiwan is a heaven for girls. I think Japanese men can learn from the Taiwanese.
Mr.Bean look-a-like: I'm not used to how Taiwanese girls love to nag in a cute voice, like when they want you to buy something for them.
Foreign Guys' Question for the didis: Why do Taiwanese guys seem to not dare to chase girls from foreign countries?
XiaoYu: In fact, I've been on school exchange twice and I know a French boy from my exchanges. I asked why there is so little cross-cultural dating around, and he replied it is because they think all Chinese look the same!
[Jerome disagrees]
AoQuan: So do you guys think A-Wei and I look the same?
XiaoJie: Sometimes, when we walk around in DongQu, we would spot a pretty girl. Then, this cars would pull over and it would be her foreign boyfriend! So we think, why do they have to come and compete for the pretty girls with us?
XiaoLu, with his 'ABC' accent: YO, WHAT'S UP? I have just returned from Canada! YOU KNOW, WE ALL GO CLUBBING EVERY NIGHT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S RIGHT, THE GIRLS ARE SO HOT, YEAH?
Jerome: I THINK THAT YOU ARE VERY THREE-EIGHT.
XiaoLu: OH, YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT, MAN!
FanFan: XiaoLu, use your Japanese accent to chat to Da Gu.
XiaoLu: Would you like to go to the club with me at night? We can go and drink some sake there.
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Sunday, May 17, 2009
#056 2009-05-18 Preview: What Foreigners Don't Understand: International Bonding Session
Uploaded by: sugoishowV
Description: As the didis plan to hold a world tour concert one day, this episode allows them to discuss cultural differences with five boys from different countries.
Quotes from Preview:
XiaoLu: Do you think girls from foreign countries would be attracted to the uniforms we are wearing?
#055 2009-05-15 Do You Still Remember Me? Didis' Networking Memories Are Tested
Episode Quotes and Trivia by Ciaranne:
Episode Trivia:
AhJie:
It was revealed that AhJie has had a crush on Xing Guang Da Dao 3 contestant, Xu Jia Ying.
AhJie's Guest #2 was AhJie's ex-girlfriend. They broke up four years ago because of a misunderstanding. One day, AhJie's ex-girlfriend spotted AhJie driving a girl around in her car. The girl turned out to be just a normal friend, but it did ruin their relationship. Due to the misunderstanding, AhJie waited outside his ex-girlfriend's house from dawn to dusk, crying and wanting to apologise with a bear and some perfume. This made his ex-girlfriend realise what a devoted person AhJie is. However, they are used to being close friends now and will not get together again.
AoQuan:
AoQuan's Guest #2 was a girl that he used to like in high school, who was two years his senior.
Once, AoQuan waited outside the restaurant of where Guest #2 was having lunch. When Guest #2 came out to talk on the phone, he was jumping around and making faces.
AoQuan also used to draw Guest #2 lots of cartoons. Guest #2 brought along a caricature that AoQuan drew of himself, with her name inscribed inside his big ears. They did go out briefly, however, due to the age difference, they decided that it was easier to just stay friends.
Episode Quotes:
Everyone, to AhJie, after hearing that he had cheated on his ex-girlfriend: That is appaling! What kind of thing are you? [Everyone mobs AhJie]
A-Wei: No wonder Xu Jia Ying doesn't like you!
Everyone: Go into the pig's cage!
FanFan: Wow, so it is so easy to get a didi bashed up! We just need to bring their ex-girlfriend onto the show.
WeiLian, to AhJie: If you touch my little sister, I will play with your ex-girlfriend!
A-Wei, in regards to AoQuan's Guest #1: This girl must have a big UNDERGROUND.
XiaoJie: It's BACKGROUND not UNDERGROUND!
FanFan: The girl's BACKGROUND became her UNDERGROUND, so that means she's lying down now, is she?
XiaoJie: A-Wei, sometimes I wonder whether you've ever gone to school!
FanFan, to AoQuan and Guest #2: So you two first met in 1998?
XiaoJie: That was eleven years ago!
WangZi: At that time, MaoDi was only eight years old!
XiaoJie: Be good, MaoDi!
MaoDi: I'm an eight-year old little child.
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Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 (Credits to sugoishowV)
Episode Trivia:
AhJie:
It was revealed that AhJie has had a crush on Xing Guang Da Dao 3 contestant, Xu Jia Ying.
AhJie's Guest #2 was AhJie's ex-girlfriend. They broke up four years ago because of a misunderstanding. One day, AhJie's ex-girlfriend spotted AhJie driving a girl around in her car. The girl turned out to be just a normal friend, but it did ruin their relationship. Due to the misunderstanding, AhJie waited outside his ex-girlfriend's house from dawn to dusk, crying and wanting to apologise with a bear and some perfume. This made his ex-girlfriend realise what a devoted person AhJie is. However, they are used to being close friends now and will not get together again.
AoQuan:
AoQuan's Guest #2 was a girl that he used to like in high school, who was two years his senior.
Once, AoQuan waited outside the restaurant of where Guest #2 was having lunch. When Guest #2 came out to talk on the phone, he was jumping around and making faces.
AoQuan also used to draw Guest #2 lots of cartoons. Guest #2 brought along a caricature that AoQuan drew of himself, with her name inscribed inside his big ears. They did go out briefly, however, due to the age difference, they decided that it was easier to just stay friends.
Episode Quotes:
Everyone, to AhJie, after hearing that he had cheated on his ex-girlfriend: That is appaling! What kind of thing are you? [Everyone mobs AhJie]
A-Wei: No wonder Xu Jia Ying doesn't like you!
Everyone: Go into the pig's cage!
FanFan: Wow, so it is so easy to get a didi bashed up! We just need to bring their ex-girlfriend onto the show.
WeiLian, to AhJie: If you touch my little sister, I will play with your ex-girlfriend!
A-Wei, in regards to AoQuan's Guest #1: This girl must have a big UNDERGROUND.
XiaoJie: It's BACKGROUND not UNDERGROUND!
FanFan: The girl's BACKGROUND became her UNDERGROUND, so that means she's lying down now, is she?
XiaoJie: A-Wei, sometimes I wonder whether you've ever gone to school!
FanFan, to AoQuan and Guest #2: So you two first met in 1998?
XiaoJie: That was eleven years ago!
WangZi: At that time, MaoDi was only eight years old!
XiaoJie: Be good, MaoDi!
MaoDi: I'm an eight-year old little child.
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Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 (Credits to sugoishowV)
Saturday, May 16, 2009
#055 2009-05-15 Preview: Do You Still Remember Me? Didis' Networking Memories Are Tested
Uploaded by: sugoishowV
#054 2009-05-14 Boss, Please Hire Me!
Episode Quotes and Trivia by Ciaranne:
FanFan: What would you do if you weren't the AoQuan that we know now?
AoQuan: I was thinking of going to XiMenDing and opening a noodle shop right next to an existing noodle shop.
XiaoXiang: And copy everything they do, right?
AoQuan: Yeah, much in the same style.
WangZi: I wanted to be a taxi driver, because I quite like driving and I think it is good to have a job that is your interest as well.
B2's OS: People work as taxi drivers because they want to feed their family, whilst you want to work as a taxi driver because it is your interest. Why don't you just get two white horses and be a prince upon a white horse [Bai Ma Wang Zi] ?
A-Wei's application to be a sales promoter on TV:
FanFan: So your work experience includes Bang Bang Tang, washing dishes, electrical technician... 'Love manager'?
XiaoGui: May I ask what a 'love manager' is?
A-Wei: I already commenced this job when I was in high school. When I saw that my classmates had problems with their love lives...
XiaoGui: So you mean you went to steal their girlfriends, right?
A-Wei: Not at all! I just gave them advice.
XiaoGui: And you opened up drug prescriptions for them?
A-Wei: No, I just opened up their minds.
Jie: The problem is, you can't write words incorrectly on your resume.
A-Wei: But I woke up really early this morning! I've already been to 85 companies, and all of them rejected me! So I was in a rush when I was writing this resume. I have six mouths to feed, and even a dog too. Every time I go home, I am reminded of the fact that they don't have any dinner. That's why I really want to have this job! I hope that I can look after them, because they are my... FAMILY.
AoQuan: Daddy, daddy!
A-Wei: There are three things that a man wants! The first is a car, the second is a house and the third is a wife! Yes, yes, love for your mother and being filial is important too... But those are the three things that a man yearns for!
A-Wei: You may have a wife but no house or car! You may have a house but no wife or car! But having a car equates to having a wife and a house! Look here at this car, it is a GTO model...
XiaoXiang: Isn't it a GTI?
A-Wei: Sorry, I mean GTI.
XiaoXiang: Hey, expert, I have a question. What does GTI stand for?
A-Wei: G means that it goes very fast, because G stands for GOOD! T means T-SHIRT... I mean STUDENT, GOOD for STUDENTS.
XiaoXiang: Doesn't STUDENT start with S?
A-Wei: And I stands for IDEA. Because it is such a good idea! This proves that the GTI is a great car.
A-Wei: Because it is our first live show, so on top of this car, we'll give you FanFan's new album, called 'I don't know what it is yet'. Quickly, phone in, time is going to run out!
AoQuan's application to be a manga artist:
AoQuan: The most amazing thing about me is that I have never entered any contests or won any prizes. Hence, I am an undiscovered artist.
XiaoLu's application to be a radio DJ:
In XiaoLu's application, he claimed that he could speak Chinese, Taiwanese, English, Japanese, French and Korean. In reality, he can speak Chinese, Taiwanese, English and Japanese.
FanFan: I anticipate you speaking French.
XiaoLu: Bonjour pour toi, fuehhes fo fwee?
WeiLian: Oui, Bonjour, jour bon, bon.
FanFan: Korean, Korean!
XiaoLu: Kung choon des... Super Junior...
WeiLian: Ni ni ni ni, da li da li.
WeiLian: Take a look at the shares for Channel [V]. Before MFBBT, the shares were dropping slowly. After its creation, it began to steady. Then here, this explosive rise was due to WeiLian entering MFBBT, and shares went uphill since this event. However, two years later, it began to drop again, as people were probably looking for something new... So, here comes a new season. And right here, the big plummet that is the height of Taipei 101 is Season II MFBBT. This caused a loss of $400 in shares per week.
Aben's application to be a host for a children's program:
Aben: I am here because I am serious about being a host for a children's program.
FanFan: Judging by how you are dressed, I feel a bit creeped out when you say that you are serious.
LiQuan's application to be Aben's assistant:
FanFan: There seems to be no passion in your resume. It's just very short and frank.
LiQuan: We are living in a very busy era so everything needs to be clear and understood immediately.
XiaoJie's application to be a manager:
XiaoJie: I've been part of a supergroup for too long, I'm bored of playing in it. So now I'm going to have a little play on my own and be in a position to observe how other people feel.
XiaoGui: You look a bit outrageous but I must say a lot of managers look like this.
XiaoJie: That's right! I've always wanted to manage you, XiaoGui!
WeiYu's application to be a breakfast shop owner:
Delicacies from WeiYu's family's breakfast shop:
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FanFan: What would you do if you weren't the AoQuan that we know now?
AoQuan: I was thinking of going to XiMenDing and opening a noodle shop right next to an existing noodle shop.
XiaoXiang: And copy everything they do, right?
AoQuan: Yeah, much in the same style.
WangZi: I wanted to be a taxi driver, because I quite like driving and I think it is good to have a job that is your interest as well.
B2's OS: People work as taxi drivers because they want to feed their family, whilst you want to work as a taxi driver because it is your interest. Why don't you just get two white horses and be a prince upon a white horse [Bai Ma Wang Zi] ?
A-Wei's application to be a sales promoter on TV:
FanFan: So your work experience includes Bang Bang Tang, washing dishes, electrical technician... 'Love manager'?
XiaoGui: May I ask what a 'love manager' is?
A-Wei: I already commenced this job when I was in high school. When I saw that my classmates had problems with their love lives...
XiaoGui: So you mean you went to steal their girlfriends, right?
A-Wei: Not at all! I just gave them advice.
XiaoGui: And you opened up drug prescriptions for them?
A-Wei: No, I just opened up their minds.
Jie: The problem is, you can't write words incorrectly on your resume.
A-Wei: But I woke up really early this morning! I've already been to 85 companies, and all of them rejected me! So I was in a rush when I was writing this resume. I have six mouths to feed, and even a dog too. Every time I go home, I am reminded of the fact that they don't have any dinner. That's why I really want to have this job! I hope that I can look after them, because they are my... FAMILY.
AoQuan: Daddy, daddy!
A-Wei: There are three things that a man wants! The first is a car, the second is a house and the third is a wife! Yes, yes, love for your mother and being filial is important too... But those are the three things that a man yearns for!
A-Wei: You may have a wife but no house or car! You may have a house but no wife or car! But having a car equates to having a wife and a house! Look here at this car, it is a GTO model...
XiaoXiang: Isn't it a GTI?
A-Wei: Sorry, I mean GTI.
XiaoXiang: Hey, expert, I have a question. What does GTI stand for?
A-Wei: G means that it goes very fast, because G stands for GOOD! T means T-SHIRT... I mean STUDENT, GOOD for STUDENTS.
XiaoXiang: Doesn't STUDENT start with S?
A-Wei: And I stands for IDEA. Because it is such a good idea! This proves that the GTI is a great car.
A-Wei: Because it is our first live show, so on top of this car, we'll give you FanFan's new album, called 'I don't know what it is yet'. Quickly, phone in, time is going to run out!
AoQuan's application to be a manga artist:
AoQuan: The most amazing thing about me is that I have never entered any contests or won any prizes. Hence, I am an undiscovered artist.
XiaoLu's application to be a radio DJ:
In XiaoLu's application, he claimed that he could speak Chinese, Taiwanese, English, Japanese, French and Korean. In reality, he can speak Chinese, Taiwanese, English and Japanese.
FanFan: I anticipate you speaking French.
XiaoLu: Bonjour pour toi, fuehhes fo fwee?
WeiLian: Oui, Bonjour, jour bon, bon.
FanFan: Korean, Korean!
XiaoLu: Kung choon des... Super Junior...
WeiLian: Ni ni ni ni, da li da li.
WeiLian: Take a look at the shares for Channel [V]. Before MFBBT, the shares were dropping slowly. After its creation, it began to steady. Then here, this explosive rise was due to WeiLian entering MFBBT, and shares went uphill since this event. However, two years later, it began to drop again, as people were probably looking for something new... So, here comes a new season. And right here, the big plummet that is the height of Taipei 101 is Season II MFBBT. This caused a loss of $400 in shares per week.
Aben's application to be a host for a children's program:
Aben: I am here because I am serious about being a host for a children's program.
FanFan: Judging by how you are dressed, I feel a bit creeped out when you say that you are serious.
LiQuan's application to be Aben's assistant:
FanFan: There seems to be no passion in your resume. It's just very short and frank.
LiQuan: We are living in a very busy era so everything needs to be clear and understood immediately.
XiaoJie's application to be a manager:
XiaoJie: I've been part of a supergroup for too long, I'm bored of playing in it. So now I'm going to have a little play on my own and be in a position to observe how other people feel.
XiaoGui: You look a bit outrageous but I must say a lot of managers look like this.
XiaoJie: That's right! I've always wanted to manage you, XiaoGui!
WeiYu's application to be a breakfast shop owner:
Delicacies from WeiYu's family's breakfast shop:
- Spaghetti with meatballs and pork chops.
- Corn flour tortillas (called Dan Bin in Chinese).
- Bite-sized tuna sandwiches.
- Fresh milk tea. Tealeaves are changed each day and milk is also brought in fresh.
YouTube Links
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 (Credits to sugoishowV)
Thursday, May 14, 2009
#053 2009-05-13 Professional Singers Duet With Didis
Episode Quotes and Trivia by Ciaranne:
Zhang Yun Jing and Lollipop are signed to the same record company (Gold Typhoon).
AoQuan: Lately, I've noticed our poster [at the company] has been moved over and Zhang Yun Jing's poster has taken over.
FanFan: Wow, it's interesting that your record company can have such an array of artists, ranging from the singing type to A-Wei's type!
Zhang Zhi Cheng: Has WangZi performed one of my songs before? ... Because when I looked at some online comments for one of my songs, they were like 'WangZi sang this...' and I thought they meant I was a prince! I am sometimes referred to as the little Prince of R'n'B but I was very disappointed when I realised they weren't referring to me as a prince in that situation!
XiaoYu, singing Radiohead's Creep: But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo... What the hell am I doing here?
[MaoDi mouths 'What the hell am I doing here?']
WangZi, MaoDi and A-Wei, out of tune: Woooooooooooooh.
AoQuan: That was a lovely harmony.
WeiLian, after listening to Zhang Zhi Cheng's performance: I have suddenly realised that I shouldn't pursue being a professional singer.
Zhang Zhi Cheng reveals that he covers his mouth with his hand over the microphone to enhance the volume of his high notes.
[All the didis yodle with their hands covering their mouths over the microphone]
FanFan: Don't do that, the audiences will change the channel.
Li Bo En and AhJie have known each other since both entered for the Xing Guang Da Dao Season 3 competition.
Lyrics to Li Bo En's and AhJie's parody of Lollipop's Na Li Pa:
AhJie: Li Bo En, long time no see,
Looks like you've gained weight again lately
Today, we are going to have a BATTLE
And see who has better comebacks
Li Bo En: Don't continue to 'Bi Bo Buay' over there
I think you're just a turtle
Trying to climb over a metal hammer
If you sing well,
I am going to leave Xing Guang Da Dao
AhJie: Different rhythms
Li Bo En: Heard that you are unable to
Gain possession over the mic up there,
Is that true?
AhJie: Different rhythms
AhJie: And it looks as though
You are unable to release an album,
Is that right?
Li Bo En and AhJie: Different rhythms
Li Bo En: Heard that you and WeiLian's sister
Are getting it on for real,
Is that true?
AhJie: Different rhythms
AhJie: Okay, but we only hold hands
AhJie: Li Bo En is on Bang Bang Tang,
AhJie will sing along with you
Li Bo En: They are all releasing albums
Whilst I can only stay home
And watch porn
AhJie: Li Bo En is on Bang Bang Tang,
AhJie will sing along with you
Li Bo En: When we finish singing
We'll go eat noodles,
Then go to a nightclub
Li Bo En and AhJie: To pick up girls!
WeiLian, questioning the line about his sister along to Na Li Pa's tune: What is this?!
FanFan: WeiLian, please don't!
A-Wei: Use your fists, just don't use your voice, okay?
WeiLian: Oh, I just wanted to follow their FLOW.
FanFan: Which didi do you like?
Zhang Yun Jing: My little brother!
FanFan: Your little brother? Who is that?
MaoDi: Hi, big sister, how are you?
FanFan: MaoDi, come down immediately, when did you get a sister as well?
WeiLian: Towel! [Mao + Jing = Towel in Chinese]
FanFan: It's the Towel Duet, how cool.
Zhang Yun Jing: Ever since you permed your hair wavy, we don't look so alike anymore!
WeiLian: Do you have any new releases?
YeShou: I am a virgo.
WeiLian: I said releases, not your star sign!
FanFan, regarding YeShou and Lu Xue Wei: Wow it's like looking into a mirror, and they even sway to the same tempo!
XiaoJie: I think they should be in a group together, their team spirit is even better than Lollipop's!
A-Wei: They are Taiwan's Twins, the male version of By2!
MaoDi's Duet with Zhang Yun Jing:
YeShou's Duet with Lu Xue Wei:
XiaoLu's Duet with Zhang Zhi Cheng:
All Duet Videos Uploaded by: showxiaozhu
YouTube Links
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 (Credits to sugoishowV)
Zhang Yun Jing and Lollipop are signed to the same record company (Gold Typhoon).
AoQuan: Lately, I've noticed our poster [at the company] has been moved over and Zhang Yun Jing's poster has taken over.
FanFan: Wow, it's interesting that your record company can have such an array of artists, ranging from the singing type to A-Wei's type!
Zhang Zhi Cheng: Has WangZi performed one of my songs before? ... Because when I looked at some online comments for one of my songs, they were like 'WangZi sang this...' and I thought they meant I was a prince! I am sometimes referred to as the little Prince of R'n'B but I was very disappointed when I realised they weren't referring to me as a prince in that situation!
XiaoYu, singing Radiohead's Creep: But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo... What the hell am I doing here?
[MaoDi mouths 'What the hell am I doing here?']
WangZi, MaoDi and A-Wei, out of tune: Woooooooooooooh.
AoQuan: That was a lovely harmony.
WeiLian, after listening to Zhang Zhi Cheng's performance: I have suddenly realised that I shouldn't pursue being a professional singer.
Zhang Zhi Cheng reveals that he covers his mouth with his hand over the microphone to enhance the volume of his high notes.
[All the didis yodle with their hands covering their mouths over the microphone]
FanFan: Don't do that, the audiences will change the channel.
Li Bo En and AhJie have known each other since both entered for the Xing Guang Da Dao Season 3 competition.
Lyrics to Li Bo En's and AhJie's parody of Lollipop's Na Li Pa:
AhJie: Li Bo En, long time no see,
Looks like you've gained weight again lately
Today, we are going to have a BATTLE
And see who has better comebacks
Li Bo En: Don't continue to 'Bi Bo Buay' over there
I think you're just a turtle
Trying to climb over a metal hammer
If you sing well,
I am going to leave Xing Guang Da Dao
AhJie: Different rhythms
Li Bo En: Heard that you are unable to
Gain possession over the mic up there,
Is that true?
AhJie: Different rhythms
AhJie: And it looks as though
You are unable to release an album,
Is that right?
Li Bo En and AhJie: Different rhythms
Li Bo En: Heard that you and WeiLian's sister
Are getting it on for real,
Is that true?
AhJie: Different rhythms
AhJie: Okay, but we only hold hands
AhJie: Li Bo En is on Bang Bang Tang,
AhJie will sing along with you
Li Bo En: They are all releasing albums
Whilst I can only stay home
And watch porn
AhJie: Li Bo En is on Bang Bang Tang,
AhJie will sing along with you
Li Bo En: When we finish singing
We'll go eat noodles,
Then go to a nightclub
Li Bo En and AhJie: To pick up girls!
WeiLian, questioning the line about his sister along to Na Li Pa's tune: What is this?!
FanFan: WeiLian, please don't!
A-Wei: Use your fists, just don't use your voice, okay?
WeiLian: Oh, I just wanted to follow their FLOW.
FanFan: Which didi do you like?
Zhang Yun Jing: My little brother!
FanFan: Your little brother? Who is that?
MaoDi: Hi, big sister, how are you?
FanFan: MaoDi, come down immediately, when did you get a sister as well?
WeiLian: Towel! [Mao + Jing = Towel in Chinese]
FanFan: It's the Towel Duet, how cool.
Zhang Yun Jing: Ever since you permed your hair wavy, we don't look so alike anymore!
WeiLian: Do you have any new releases?
YeShou: I am a virgo.
WeiLian: I said releases, not your star sign!
FanFan, regarding YeShou and Lu Xue Wei: Wow it's like looking into a mirror, and they even sway to the same tempo!
XiaoJie: I think they should be in a group together, their team spirit is even better than Lollipop's!
A-Wei: They are Taiwan's Twins, the male version of By2!
MaoDi's Duet with Zhang Yun Jing:
YeShou's Duet with Lu Xue Wei:
XiaoLu's Duet with Zhang Zhi Cheng:
All Duet Videos Uploaded by: showxiaozhu
YouTube Links
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 (Credits to sugoishowV)
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
#052 2009-05-12: Didis Meet Rich Girls
Episode Quotes and Trivia by Ciaranne:
FanFan: XiaoJie, what kind of girls do you like?
XiaoJie: Girls like RongJia would be good.
RongJia: Does that mean you like me now?
XiaoJie: A long time ago.
WeiLian: Let's fight! Let's fight!
FanFan: I think WeiLian's not very happy about this, and he's also been moved to the third row.
WeiLian, to XiaoJie: Think you've been practising your punches for too long already? [XiaoJie has been learning some kind of martial arts lately.] Want to make use of your skills?
A-Wei: It is very important for a man to have a car.
FanFan: But what if the girl already has a car?
A-Wei: We can just drive together slowly.
Girl #1: I'd like a guy who is 175cm or above in height.
WeiLian and LiQuan: Put your hands up, put your hands up!
A-Wei: What type of guy do you like?
Girl #2: I'd like a guy who loves to sing, is intelligent and has confidence in himself.
RongJia: Would you accept a guy who can't sing but is confident?
Girl #2: I would hope that he is able to improve.
A-Wei: Girls #3 and #4, I'm coming!
AhJie: Girl #3 said that she doesn't like guys who cheat. Well, I have never learnt ballet so I can't do the splits. [Doing the splits is slang for cheating on someone in Chinese.]
AoQuan: AhJie, working hours are over.
XiaoJie, expressing his impatience to see Girl #1: After seeing Girl #3, I've already become a nai lao [nanny].
FanFan: So you don't mean milk [niu nai], you mean a nanny!
A-Wei: Quick, his milk is going bad!
FanFan: Older sister, do you think his choice is okay?
RongJia: I think it is okay, because our family depends on him. [XiaoLu is the only son in the family.]
Aben, changing his choice after looking at Girl #3's body: I'm afraid I am not good enough for her!
Didis: It's an excuse!
FanFan: Aben, you narcissist!
Aben: It's my problem, I am the one who is not good enough!
RongJia: I hate guys who use that excuse!
[MaoDi helps massage XiaoMa's temples.]
FanFan: XiaoMa, you don't need to flash your eye whites!
XiaoJie's expression of interest: Hello Jenny, you can call me Jay in English, cong yi er zhong shi wo de ming yan, not being a player is my other name. I hope you can choose me today, because I have chosen you from the beginning.
HuYa's expression of interest: Hi, I'm HuYa, my english name is Tiger Tooth. I hope you can choose me because I am serious and hardworking.
WeiYu's expression of interest: Hi, Jenny, my english name is Gevin and I am called WeiYu. Although you don't really know me, that isn't a problem. I will let you get to know me better in our future days together.
MaoDi: Hello, Jenny, I am MaoDi. I am not very good at saying sweet things but I hope I can just use my passion to express my love for you, because I believe that love doesn't need reasons.
RongJia: Why did you look at FanFan Jie when you were saying that?
MaoDi: I'm too shy, I don't dare to have eye contact!
XiaoMa: Hi Jenny, I am XiaoMa. My english name is Shawn. I originally chose Girl #2 but I was attracted to your figure and your dress later on. Although I am not particularly funny, I will definitely try to make you happy.
MaoDi: Happy horse.
XiaoJie, whilst Girl #1 is applying lip gloss on him: You missed that side.
[WangZi sings Wang Leehom's 'Wei Yi' as his expression of interest]
AoQuan: What era are you from?
A-Wei: He lives a life of idol dramas.
AoQuan: WangZi, are you an idol?
YeShou's expression of interest: I don't really know what to say but I can use the eighteen year-old, pure kind of love to give you the simplest happiness. And I can use my gentle voice to accompany you everyday.
LiQuan's expression of interest: Doesn't matter if a volcano erupts, the most important thing is the time I have spent with you.
XiaoLu's expression of interest: Although WangZi has already sung for you to express his love, I think I still want to use my voice for you.
XiaoYu, singing: I love you baby, and if it's quite alright, I need you baby, to warm a lonely night...
AoQuan: You've already been singing that for three years, Brother Yu.
FanFan: At least he's added an R'n'B feel to it...
Aben's expression of interest: I hope I can find your good qualities that other people don't know about, and I will truly treasure them.
WeiLian: If she doesn't pick me over AoQuan, I am going to leave the entertainment circle... I will leave today, and come back tomorrow.
WeiLian's expression of interest: I will work hard and earn money so that you can live the same kind of lifestyle that you are used to.
FanFan: She can live her kind of lifestyle herself!
AoQuan's expression of interest: Please reject me, I am already married!
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Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 (Credits to sugoishowV)
FanFan: XiaoJie, what kind of girls do you like?
XiaoJie: Girls like RongJia would be good.
RongJia: Does that mean you like me now?
XiaoJie: A long time ago.
WeiLian: Let's fight! Let's fight!
FanFan: I think WeiLian's not very happy about this, and he's also been moved to the third row.
WeiLian, to XiaoJie: Think you've been practising your punches for too long already? [XiaoJie has been learning some kind of martial arts lately.] Want to make use of your skills?
A-Wei: It is very important for a man to have a car.
FanFan: But what if the girl already has a car?
A-Wei: We can just drive together slowly.
Girl #1: I'd like a guy who is 175cm or above in height.
WeiLian and LiQuan: Put your hands up, put your hands up!
A-Wei: What type of guy do you like?
Girl #2: I'd like a guy who loves to sing, is intelligent and has confidence in himself.
RongJia: Would you accept a guy who can't sing but is confident?
Girl #2: I would hope that he is able to improve.
A-Wei: Girls #3 and #4, I'm coming!
AhJie: Girl #3 said that she doesn't like guys who cheat. Well, I have never learnt ballet so I can't do the splits. [Doing the splits is slang for cheating on someone in Chinese.]
AoQuan: AhJie, working hours are over.
XiaoJie, expressing his impatience to see Girl #1: After seeing Girl #3, I've already become a nai lao [nanny].
FanFan: So you don't mean milk [niu nai], you mean a nanny!
A-Wei: Quick, his milk is going bad!
FanFan: Older sister, do you think his choice is okay?
RongJia: I think it is okay, because our family depends on him. [XiaoLu is the only son in the family.]
Aben, changing his choice after looking at Girl #3's body: I'm afraid I am not good enough for her!
Didis: It's an excuse!
FanFan: Aben, you narcissist!
Aben: It's my problem, I am the one who is not good enough!
RongJia: I hate guys who use that excuse!
[MaoDi helps massage XiaoMa's temples.]
FanFan: XiaoMa, you don't need to flash your eye whites!
XiaoJie's expression of interest: Hello Jenny, you can call me Jay in English, cong yi er zhong shi wo de ming yan, not being a player is my other name. I hope you can choose me today, because I have chosen you from the beginning.
HuYa's expression of interest: Hi, I'm HuYa, my english name is Tiger Tooth. I hope you can choose me because I am serious and hardworking.
WeiYu's expression of interest: Hi, Jenny, my english name is Gevin and I am called WeiYu. Although you don't really know me, that isn't a problem. I will let you get to know me better in our future days together.
MaoDi: Hello, Jenny, I am MaoDi. I am not very good at saying sweet things but I hope I can just use my passion to express my love for you, because I believe that love doesn't need reasons.
RongJia: Why did you look at FanFan Jie when you were saying that?
MaoDi: I'm too shy, I don't dare to have eye contact!
XiaoMa: Hi Jenny, I am XiaoMa. My english name is Shawn. I originally chose Girl #2 but I was attracted to your figure and your dress later on. Although I am not particularly funny, I will definitely try to make you happy.
MaoDi: Happy horse.
XiaoJie, whilst Girl #1 is applying lip gloss on him: You missed that side.
[WangZi sings Wang Leehom's 'Wei Yi' as his expression of interest]
AoQuan: What era are you from?
A-Wei: He lives a life of idol dramas.
AoQuan: WangZi, are you an idol?
YeShou's expression of interest: I don't really know what to say but I can use the eighteen year-old, pure kind of love to give you the simplest happiness. And I can use my gentle voice to accompany you everyday.
LiQuan's expression of interest: Doesn't matter if a volcano erupts, the most important thing is the time I have spent with you.
XiaoLu's expression of interest: Although WangZi has already sung for you to express his love, I think I still want to use my voice for you.
XiaoYu, singing: I love you baby, and if it's quite alright, I need you baby, to warm a lonely night...
AoQuan: You've already been singing that for three years, Brother Yu.
FanFan: At least he's added an R'n'B feel to it...
Aben's expression of interest: I hope I can find your good qualities that other people don't know about, and I will truly treasure them.
WeiLian: If she doesn't pick me over AoQuan, I am going to leave the entertainment circle... I will leave today, and come back tomorrow.
WeiLian's expression of interest: I will work hard and earn money so that you can live the same kind of lifestyle that you are used to.
FanFan: She can live her kind of lifestyle herself!
AoQuan's expression of interest: Please reject me, I am already married!
YouTube Links
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 (Credits to sugoishowV)
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
#051 2009-05-11 Oldest Didis Vs. Youngest Didis Man Power Competition
Episode Quotes and Trivia by Ciaranne:
A-Wei, referring to Aben, AoQuan and AhJie: Their ages would probably add to a hundred altogether.
Aben: Hi, this year I am twenty seven years old... Oh yeah! [Gives the peace sign]
FanFan: WeiLian, who would you choose to eliminate?
WeiLian: I would choose WeiYu.
RongJia: Why is that?
WeiLian: He is unsatisfactory...
WeiYu: How am I unsatisfactory?
WeiLian: He does not fit the requirement of being 18 years old.
WeiYu: Well, I'm going to look like Tony Leung when I grow old!
RongJia: Good heavens...
WeiLian's Physical Strength Test:
WeiLian: There is going to be a horse... [Withdraws a horse mask]... I am the horse!
FanFan: Wow, WeiLian, you've gone pale!
WeiLian: Just please don't put blinkers over my eyes, I feel unsafe enough already.
FanFan: WeiLian, this is the first time that RongJia has been concerned for your safety in a game! She was like, 'Stop, stop, his back will break!'
WeiLian: Well, next time there is a pizza delivery commercial, I'm going to play the part of MengMeng the horse!
XiaoJie's General Knowledge Test:
FanFan: Which group do you have the most confidence in?
XiaoJie: The mature-age group of course... Because in the other group, one is dumb, one is retarded and the other is ugly...
MaoDi: [Points to WeiYu] Ugly, ugly, ugly!
WeiYu: I am not ugly!
XiaoJie: Hey, I didn't say it was you...
A-Wei: You three are not youthful, you're all just immature.
MaoDi: We are passionate!
MaoDi: You know, I used to do quite well in primary school and junior high.
XiaoJie: You know, your brother's standard of full marks is 100%, whilst your standard of full marks is 60%.
MaoDi: Excuse me, why do you have to make a comparison?
FanFan: Out of MaoDi and AhJie, I have more confidence in MaoDi.
AhJie: So, FanFan Jie, what aspect of me do you have confidence in?
[Everybody laughs]
LiQuan, regarding MaoDi: He graduated from kindergarten.
WangZi, LiQuan and MaoDi: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!
A-Wei's Mind Test:
A-Wei: Why are you annoyed at MaoDi?
LiQuan: Because he doesn't wash his socks...
HuYa's Endurance Test:
HuYa: Today... Today is very important, for testing a boy's endurance... Because a boy has to use his head to endure....
A-Wei: That joke didn't work, HuYa.
WeiLian: What kind of strange things do you come up with? Speak fluently, just read the cues, one phrase at a time, and you will be fine!
WangZi: You are teaching him how to record!
Aben, after losing HuYa's endurance test: HuYa, you thought for so long and could only think of this activity?
HuYa: Actually, I was thinking of making everyone hold the splits for as long as possible...
XiaoLu's Memory Test:
FanFan: Who do you think has the best memory?
XiaoLu: Peter Quan (LiQuan) would be one of the weaker ones... He's always forgetting things... While, in the other group Brother Ben has quite a good memory...
Aben: Mary-Ben, it's Mary-Ben!
AhJie: I am George...
YouTube Links
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 (Credits to sugoishowV)
A-Wei, referring to Aben, AoQuan and AhJie: Their ages would probably add to a hundred altogether.
Aben: Hi, this year I am twenty seven years old... Oh yeah! [Gives the peace sign]
FanFan: WeiLian, who would you choose to eliminate?
WeiLian: I would choose WeiYu.
RongJia: Why is that?
WeiLian: He is unsatisfactory...
WeiYu: How am I unsatisfactory?
WeiLian: He does not fit the requirement of being 18 years old.
WeiYu: Well, I'm going to look like Tony Leung when I grow old!
RongJia: Good heavens...
WeiLian's Physical Strength Test:
WeiLian: There is going to be a horse... [Withdraws a horse mask]... I am the horse!
FanFan: Wow, WeiLian, you've gone pale!
WeiLian: Just please don't put blinkers over my eyes, I feel unsafe enough already.
FanFan: WeiLian, this is the first time that RongJia has been concerned for your safety in a game! She was like, 'Stop, stop, his back will break!'
WeiLian: Well, next time there is a pizza delivery commercial, I'm going to play the part of MengMeng the horse!
XiaoJie's General Knowledge Test:
FanFan: Which group do you have the most confidence in?
XiaoJie: The mature-age group of course... Because in the other group, one is dumb, one is retarded and the other is ugly...
MaoDi: [Points to WeiYu] Ugly, ugly, ugly!
WeiYu: I am not ugly!
XiaoJie: Hey, I didn't say it was you...
A-Wei: You three are not youthful, you're all just immature.
MaoDi: We are passionate!
MaoDi: You know, I used to do quite well in primary school and junior high.
XiaoJie: You know, your brother's standard of full marks is 100%, whilst your standard of full marks is 60%.
MaoDi: Excuse me, why do you have to make a comparison?
FanFan: Out of MaoDi and AhJie, I have more confidence in MaoDi.
AhJie: So, FanFan Jie, what aspect of me do you have confidence in?
[Everybody laughs]
LiQuan, regarding MaoDi: He graduated from kindergarten.
WangZi, LiQuan and MaoDi: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!
A-Wei's Mind Test:
A-Wei: Why are you annoyed at MaoDi?
LiQuan: Because he doesn't wash his socks...
HuYa's Endurance Test:
HuYa: Today... Today is very important, for testing a boy's endurance... Because a boy has to use his head to endure....
A-Wei: That joke didn't work, HuYa.
WeiLian: What kind of strange things do you come up with? Speak fluently, just read the cues, one phrase at a time, and you will be fine!
WangZi: You are teaching him how to record!
Aben, after losing HuYa's endurance test: HuYa, you thought for so long and could only think of this activity?
HuYa: Actually, I was thinking of making everyone hold the splits for as long as possible...
XiaoLu's Memory Test:
FanFan: Who do you think has the best memory?
XiaoLu: Peter Quan (LiQuan) would be one of the weaker ones... He's always forgetting things... While, in the other group Brother Ben has quite a good memory...
Aben: Mary-Ben, it's Mary-Ben!
AhJie: I am George...
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